If any of us did something like this we’d get years.

I heard they cause 5G

The absolutely terrifying thing is that we have no real idea what the health effects will be. Hope it’s not cancer!

Plastic is going to be the next leaded gasoline

I’ve asked for help finding API endpoints that do what I want because I’m feeling too lazy to pour over docs and it’ll just invent endpoints that don’t exist

Now I’m on the toilet at work and I feel like going to sleep

They’re revving their 4-bangers and it’s turning me on now?!

Their onions are often rotten inside despite the outside looking fine. There’s a local Korean market near stocks local produce as well and it’s always way better. Kroger has reached the “line must go up” enshittification point, it seems.

He’s rich, his justice system is not the same as ours

I bet a himars strike on a giant box of lithium batteries would make a pretty kaboom

You really took the time to comment and complain that you’ve already seen this? You’re… upset that your time was wasted?

Buddy. Cmon.

Artists telling the RNC to stop fucking playing their songs is always very fun

Also lmao they put a video of her singing on the giant screen too… that seems a step further than the normal just playing their songs without permission

Squirm, you giant bag of rats!

Why would I need to sanitize my inputs, data can’t carry germs that’s ridiculous

He’s been on so many it’s hard to keep track of, apparently.

“Did she do it because she’s not black? More from our thinly veiled racist guest at 8.”

If pornhub statistics from before they pulled out of Texas (pun intended) are any indication, they’re statistically likely to like the naughty corner.

Hard to not be like “Oh, this is the sort of electorate you’ve chosen? Fair enough, message received. I’ll go spend my vacation budget literally anywhere else.”

The amount of this country I’m interested in visiting is shrinking so fast

One fleeing man, when asked for comment said “what? Oh no, it’s not the fire - we’re just had it with living in Idaho”