Dey terk er jerbs!

They say AI is going to replace all the jobs, but really it’s just facilitating faster, better shitposting 💩💨

This is fantastic.

Someone who’s better at this than me should do jean green beans and call them Jean Beans

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lol but they’re brown, god doesn’t mind if it’s brown people - all good Christian right wing wack jobs know that!

Yeah but if nobody works in offices anymore, the value of those properties will drop significantly. Lots if business have big money tied in their properties, they don’t want to lose that money.

Only thing I can think of to explain this shit is that it’s not about us, it’s gotta be about the value of the building you work in

Well, they need to be shown the consequences of what happens if you do gay things, of course.

If Trump gets back in and they implement that “Project 2025” where they plan to fire 50k government workers and replace them with far right wingnuts, I can envision such a future.

Alito just signaled that they’re not satisfied with just overturning Roe, he’s gunning to overturn Obergefel. I wonder which states it’ll be unsafe to travel through for fear of not being able to see my SO if they get hurt and have to go to the hospital. I wonder if any states will try to ban people with gay marriages from entering.

What a terrible day to have eyes

I do like dancing bears…

What is a plunger, if not a post for shit? 🪠🤔

I’m not saying what the US is doing is right, but it is predictable. FAFO.

Can confirm. I have to be in the office way more now and everyone hates it. I work way less than I used to to recoup the misery of commuting.

Lawyers have learned to not work for him without upfront pay

You know things are going well when your governing bodies have to ask pretty please can we regulate you pleeeeease??? 🥺

Donk

I hope that moment is one he agonizes over every time he starts falling asleep

A shitpost about shit, you are truly a person of distinction and class

In other news: sometimes it rains

It’s me. I’m the guy. Sorry.