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Cake day: July 12th, 2023

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  • I joined the SSBN fleet to have my finger on the toggle switch when the order comes to launch thermonuclear missiles. I spend my days when on patrol in a tin can at the bottom of the sea, not shooting anyone. But if we're gonna end human life, I want to be there to watch the world burn and make way for some species less destructive.











  • Navy submariner. Can confirm sailors definitely do that on sausage days, or at breakfast with bananas. Usually on a dare, though, or as a joke. Otherwise the food is usually slightly below Air Force grade minus the butler, unless you count the seaman that’s cranking as a food service assistant asking every table if they need anything.