I feel like if you applied to work there it was because you wanted to be able to berate the customers. While they may be required to do it if they want to do it, then it’s the same as if they did it on their own.

Well it makes sense to hire an FBI guy, they have the training and experience.

I think they meant who is in the photo. Everyone knows who Selena is.

Iced. No sweeteners at all.

You gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em….

Oh good finally someone brave enough to write an article saying “Trumps campaign doomed because…” Can’t wait to file this with all the rest.

I would like to know more

“There’s something in the ear that shouldn’t be”

I would suggest that that something is vinegar.

Yeah this time is measured in hours not days.

And if I take my socks off for some reason, like getting home from work, they’re done, I’ll grab a fresh pair if I were to need them again that day.

I would agree with you in when they ask where you’re from. Once they start asking where your parents and grandparents are from they’re trying to figure out your race. I also agree with you as a white guy I don’t usually get extra probing but there are a few, mostly older, that are trying to figure out what specific type of white. It occasionally ends with a comment about how some group isn’t really white even though they have light skin.

Where’s the leg rest and handle to raise them? This will go so well in my carpeted bathroom

Lol what? You can still need to fart but not be able to take a shit. Even so much that it hurts.

They should put what they are called in the electrical world to help drive home the point. “Suicide cords”

Oh yeah, she’s a 10 all right, she has those arms that just go for days

Arms dealers.

Oh, Toonces, do be careful driving

Dammit.

Sir, we don’t say “colored” any more

Red, white, and grape

Like I don’t give a shit how old someone is. If you show up in a costume I’m giving you candy. No matter the age. I don’t know why you’d care what she’s doing, how is it hurting you or anyone else?