I love… lamp

Well…

Here, I enjoy the ambiguity the lack of oxford comma brings.

Her moves are weak

Sometimes I think I’m thinking about the Roman Empire, but then it turns out I’m thinking about the Holy Roman Empire.

When you’re MAGA, reality is rigged

That’s it. I’m leaving

You guys get jean memes?

You mean the 2000 election that the hand recount took so long the supreme Court told Florida to stop counting when Bush was ahead, and then when all votes were counted Gore would have won?

Yeah. Great example of how delays caused by objections this rule allows can lead to not all votes being counted.

It’s not a bug; it’s a feature.

You say that like it’s a bad thing

You son of a bitch, I’m in!

KBSF-TV

That’s fucking funny. Silly humans

Don’t have a cow, man

Eat my shorts

Little pink houses for you and me

Literally translates to “the cigarette gets you pregnant October”

And that’s why it really hurts

That’s part of the debate skill set, answering questions in limited time. There is almost always more to say about a subject, especially when you’re a politician