I preemptively apologized for this a few weeks ago, but didn’t call it being the West’s fault. As stated before though, the states around and further south of Ontario and Quebec should brace themselves. It was a warm winter with nowhere near the proper amount of snow, so I expect a dry AF summer for us.

Not even bothering to get a fire permit this year, didn’t get to use it last year.

Imagine they went with something Conservative Ultra Managers or something else even more insane…

“Not bad” potato salad is still potato salad. If it was “pretty good” it would’ve been 3 plates.

Which would be lame to do in the view of said youths, no?

Maybe not your edit, but excellent work Helldiver! The up vote pails in comparison to how much I love this.

You’re on to something here… Currently the only talents I know of are replication via ooze and shape shifting.

I looked into this the other day. To my understanding, he can still appeal without posting the bond. The bond simply keeps the plaintiff from seizing assets before or during the appeal process.

The bond simply acts as a deposit in the event the defendant loses the appeal, which is why there is interest added from the start.

If it’s that pictures of my ball sack will earn me more than my current job, I’ll need to go back in time and tell me how sooner!

When we do it right, you forget we’re here and we’re ok with that.

Thanks, I get quietly called brave a lot for it at the beach!

Lol clean as a whistle

This is terrifying. Thank fuck I’m not in the US. I already get anxious when some random knocks on my door. If they started spouting off about praying for me and my family I’d be weirded right the fuck out.

Granted, I love my physical privacy. I generally don’t answer the door to plain cloths unless I’m expecting someone. My 5 year goal is to move outside of my current town and have no neighbours. Preferably with a nice long driveway that I may install a gate on at the road.

iPhone SE - work phone provided by work. No idea why iPhone vs Android other than general uniformity and maybe security. I do have the choice of Android or iPhone for my next one, so who knows. Really tempted to go for Pixel Pro because I’m still not used to the differences in navigation a year and a half later. I fuckin hate my work phone. It doesn’t help that my personal is a Pixel 5 and I use the shit out of the back sensor, gonna miss that when this dies.

Apple AirPods Pro - these were a gift when I visited a sister site and they’re awesome. They were better before whatever firmware update happened that forced them to Adaptive Audio or Transparent though. Kind of annoying, but still awesome for being free.

Physically impossible as per our current understanding of physics, mathematics, and technology.

What about the other items? Bottle rockets off the papalcony for sure. Dab pen for office duties after I think.

The laser pen would also be a mind blower during the high times.

I keep the seat down and hover depending on the velocity. If it’s gonna return fire, I’ll use the seat for support.

That’s awesome! Do it up! I’m so looking forward to the extra space. I’ve considered being impatient and taking over the spare desk next to me lol people just keep using it for storage and it’s making the big boss twitchy, so it would really be two birds one stone…

I was actually just thinking today that when I get my new L desk at work and privacy screens, I’m gonna get a sun lamp and grow my own grass in a pot on my desk.

I work in IT and taken on a much more removed roll, so it makes sense because I get out even less now.

Stumbled across an execution on 4chan once in my early twenties. The moment I realized what was up I closed the browser and never returned to 4chan. It still pops up in my head every now and then as an intrusive thought.

If anyone ever tried to force one of my kids to watch an execution I’d lose my damn mind, regardless of their age.

Good luck trying to get money from a Galapagos tortoise! Reincarnating as a long lived and endangered (?) species, the new gamble!