Tiefling IRL

Flaming nipple tassels

You read that right 😂

I’m a fire and sideshow performer weirdly enough, we’re a dying breed. I mostly do shows at bars and host my own, but every now and then I get a nicer gig that pays a bit more, like at a faire.

Robert Durst killed at least 3 people and completely avoided justice because he was rich, at least until he outed himself on camera. There’s a documentary on Hulu called The Jinx

My Etsy shop hit a very niche market and was pulling around $3k a year. I didn’t put any effort into advertising, it kinda did that on its own

I’m also a performer which is a great side hustle for my creative fulfillment, but pays nearly nothing

Alleged sex with minor A witchhunt is when Republicans do it.

/s

For many of us there’s also

• Wipe trans people off the face of the planet
• Make gay marriage illegal again

That’s more of a constant thread than a contingent. Basically a requirement

I learned it involves a lot of homoerotic hugging as well

Well good thing they have massive reserves now

I’ll give you $5 to take a shot of it

I’ve been calling it Xitter, the X is pronounced sh

My guess is that he’s making all these assignments as a test to see how many senators bend at the knee for him

Live in NYC. Wait time is closer to 2-3 hours. Unless someone has a gun, NYPD doesn’t care

I would gladly welcome Canadian troops down here

He already said he’s giving Israel a blank cheque. Not sure how that’s “nothing”

And a rapist and repeat felon can’t make it to the white house

Well, if nothing else it’s efficient 😬

All the people who were screeching to abandon Harris because of Gaza seem awfully quiet now

I used to be able to get Blackberry Merlot gelato years ago. I haven’t had it in years, but miss it dearly

Well, we’ve had to deal with Nazis before