I'm honestly shocked this hasn't happened already. How can a world class museum not have a centralised inventory of all its items?

Well I certainly wouldn't want to change my pupils without their consent, that's for sure!

I know we’re dealing with human aliens, but there is actually a thing called takotsubo cardiomyopathy, also known as “broken heart syndrome”, where your heart weakens as a result of emotional trauma.

It is rarely fatal, but deaths have occurred as a result of it.

You need headphones with multipoint functionality. If your current pair can’t connect to multiple sources at once already then you may need to buy new ones that can.