Many rolls, I imagine

No, it’s a paradox. You can’t be tolerant of intolerance or quantumania. Otherwise you just end up with more intolerance and quantumania.

I don’t want fastest. I want least stressful. No left turns without a traffic light. No really short merges. And if it could find a way to route all the chaotic idiots along some other road, that would be perfect.

The whole point of religion was to keep the psychopaths in control. Sometimes you had to throw them a bone to keep them in line.

Oh Wooly Willy, you scamp!

This is cool. Why would I want this?

Do you think that company owners want to pay more or less for employees?

Do you think you would pay more or less for an employee that doesn’t have any other good options for a job?

What is the best way to expand your job options?

Companies and politicians are absolutely incentivized to keep a good portion of the populace stupid. Critical thinking and education are detrimental to both, except where you provide some service that requires it.

Southern food is great because Southern white people have a different set of culinary influences than northern white people. I don’t know what that influence might be, but it must’ve been huge.

You should open an almond milk store, undercut the big boys, and make a fortune.

Hello cooter

Oh no, not again

Namecheap is reputable and WAY cheaper than that. Been using them for years.

The devs? No. This screams product management run amok.

Vegetables are clearly a fruit

Edit: I meant to say potatoes are a fruit, to be an ass. But this is somehow just as funny.

There are rules (enforced) and there are rules (unenforced). This is still a bad rule, and needs to be fixed. But we can still acknowledge that they’re doing a good thing by ignoring it.

Those are 2007 pixels. Great vintage.

He’s not FULL maga. He just doesn’t care who he has on his show or what he says as long as it improves his bottom line.

Joe panders to the specific flavor of ‘bro’ who is fart joking his way through life while trying to get Max Gainz and fetishizing women because they don’t get laid enough. I don’t know if there’s a specific term for this persona, so I’m going to call it the Brogan.

I heard it as “I had sex with an Asian guy in a public elevator. It was Wong on so many levels.”

No, it’s Wong

Literally no democratic spokesperson would use the phrase “a damn thing” in an official release. They love to posture when they gloat.

Fake. Not even a good fake.