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I wish I could see it just one more time.
There’s something endearing about a young person trying to look cool by being edgy, completely oblivious to the fact that everyone sees through their facade. When a middle aged man is still trying to look cool by being edgy is decidedly less endearing.
It’s literally a free money from dumb people machine that he bankrupted by using it as his personal piggy bank.
Now he’s turned the RNC into a free money from dumb people machine and he’s using it as his personal piggy bank.
I believe the answer is “oooooohhhhhaahhhhghhh”
If Pam won’t be coming to the bus for any reason, she now leaves a sign informing you and you can drive yourself to the desert.
Praise be
What do you call it when a cow jerks off?
Beef strokin’ off.
If you still think Republicans will ever give a shit about anything Trump says or does, you should probably have a doctor look into whatever head injury is causing such delusions.
In related news, deplatforming fascists is effective and we should do so more frequently.
Jesus: Give your money to the poor, forgive sinners, pay unto Caesar what is due to Caesar.
Republicans: Hey! That brown skinned, middle eastern, Jewish hippie is saying a bunch of commie shit! Let’s crucify him!
Since when is Orban Trump’s favorite strongman? They each have one of Putin’s nuts in their mouths at all times.
Henry Ford is also the reason kids learn square dancing in school. I actually had to learn how to dance like a hillbilly in gym class because some long-dead antisemite was once convinced that jazz music and the Charleston (read: black people and anything cultural that they contribute) would corrupt the youth, who could only be saved by the purity of barnyard dancing.
I don’t know how this contributes to the conversation at hand, but I think about it a lot.
Trump will just say he can stay at Mara Lago … since Trump owes him one
Alternatively, Rudy will live in a cardboard box since Trump has never been one to recognize when he owes people anything.
It’s easily the best option on this image. Nothing else even comes close in terms of visual clarity and simple aesthetics.
where are the safety chains?
“We don’t want the employees to be leaning too much”
-management
“Will you endorse the man who tried to send an angry mob to hang you in order to stop the peaceful transition of power in the United States?”
“Probably not.”
It’s crazy that people are acting like this is some brave stance on pence’s part. Jesus, Republicans get to enjoy such a low bar for being praised.
It’s insane how low the bar is for Republicans to be given credit. Doing his job as VP and certifying a lawful election shouldn’t earn him any praise. Not endorsing the man who sent an angry mob to stop him from doing his job shouldn’t earn him any praise.
This is not a man who “grew a spine,” it’s a pile of wet napkins that got slightly more dry.
One problem is that there’s a massive upfront cost to get into VR as a consumer. Even the cheaper headsets are several hundred dollars, similar to a full console purchase. Which means not a lot of people are going to invest in the hardware, which means there isn’t as much of a market to produce games for, which means not a lot of people are going to invest in the hardware, etc etc etc.
On top of that, VR has the awkward problem of locomotion. Either you’re teleporting around the game world, getting motion sick moving around the game world, or standing in one place at all times. None of these options are ideal, and the only real solutions to this issue involve insanely pricy hardware purchases.
Maybe one day we’ll figure it out, maybe we’ll all be living in tubes playing games with our minds or whatever.
Quit.
The Office is a goofy workplace comedy when viewed through the lens of an audience member, but Michael Scott is an objectively terrible boss and a shitty person.
He’s constantly making comments that are racist, sexist, or otherwise ignorant and unacceptable in the workplace.
He can’t keep any information confidential, as seen when he outs Oscar for being gay.
He refuses to let anyone be “above him” such as when he ruins Phyllis’ wedding because her father made a great toast, or when he gets kicked out of the boat party for refusing to let the captain do his job.
“Oh but he cares so much about his employees! 🥺” No he doesn’t. That’s why he insists on making his employees tend to his slightly burnt foot instead of dealing with Dwight’s concussion. Oh, and let’s not forget the time he sabotaged Jim’s promotion by straight up slandering him to David Wallace.
I would rather be unemployed than working for such an insufferable man child like Michael Scott. The Office might be fun to watch, but it would be hell to live through it every weekday from 8-5.
Man I remember listening to that story of the museum heist on NPR. Ended up being like 15 minutes late to wherever I was supposed to be because I stayed in the car listening to the whole thing.