"Please count to 10."

"… um, I've run out of fingers."

"Paige, yes!"

I can't remember which model it was, but wasn't there a MacBook Pro that had 4 USB-C ports, only two of which supported Thunderbolt? Want to connect your monitor to the right side of the machine? Well… tough shit, I guess.

RS-23ewwwww

It’s a good example of how people’s morals vary greatly based on their present situation, rather than being some kind of deeply held, unchanging foundation. What people believe is good and bad is largely a function of where they happen to be at the moment.

I know this will date me, but that straight up looks like an “If They Mated” photo of David Coverdale and Tawny Kitaen.

Tres Bien!

I get what you’re saying, but yuck

Imma head out.

Like the old Navy saying goes, “Jizz like a xenomorph bleeds.”

Disaster recovery? I think you mean “a good excuse to begin a new life somewhere else!”

…or surgeons who perform surgery in their free time.

I suspect surgeons doing surgery in their off hours wouldn’t be just weird, but also very creepy.