Any protest that doesn’t physically damage buildings owned by the fossil fuel industry aren’t going far enough

This comment is advocating for property damage

If it’s as non-destructive as the rest of their protests, then I’d have nothing against it

Lmao like we’re selling snake oil

Is the leaves thing common for people who get glasses for the first time? That was the most intense sight for me at 25 years old, was seeing the individual leaves on a tree like 50 feet away

I wish there was a way to explain this without making it sound gross, but get some saltines, chew em up, and sneak the pill into the mash in your mouth before you swallow

Considering almost every one of my ancestors for the last few hundred million years managed to have sex at least once, I’d say it’s pretty remarkable how I’ve managed to avoid it so far

I can’t wait for a conservative family member to claim that saying the n word is no reason to get punched

I remember the exact date I found out about it too. July 18th, 2009, JayIsGames had a review of it. I like to go back and read that every few years. G summoned mobs! You pressed B and got a whole page of blocks to pick from! Sponges sucked up water! Of course they do that now, but there was a good few years where they didn’t. Ah the memories

And it’ll be the source of many a great video of people getting decked for saying it

The Ye 2020 tattoo got a big laugh out of me tbh

I could be convinced that the first one is satire about what conservatives think the country is turning into, some real Tony Zaret shit

Oat milk tastes better than cow milk and I’ll die on this hill. The only reason I don’t drink it regularly is because it’s so much more expensive than the subsidized option

We aren’t kids

Sharing users’ mental health information with advertisers and connecting LGBT users with Christian faith-based therapists are the two big issues I’m aware of

The electricity one wasn’t so much him being wrong as it was him being really bad at communicating that one point

Many animals reproduce via rape. If I need to explain further, then I can’t help you

We are animals in a very literal sense, but justifying an immoral act because it’s natural for animals to do it opens the door to justifying other immoral acts because animals do them. Humans are animals, but we’re uniquely the only animals capable of choosing to act ethically.

Just because an animal does it doesn’t mean it’s okay for humans to do it

I also eat all the tacos I want

Someone draw it