Imagine being a fully formed adult and saying to anyone, in any context, on the internet ‘I’d slap the shit outta you’ with a straight face.

Time for a nap little one.

Boy this thread is a laugh a minute.

Sorry I don’t speak Chat GPT.

Try again.

Do you feel like a big boy saying that from behind your keyboard?

R O F L

ITT: People who know nothing about the demographics of Israel or the history of Russia providing Palestine with aid.

Crack a book ya’ll

Well gosh I wouldn’t want to come across as pedestrian. That’s clearly your turf, so humbly excuse any perceived intrusion.

A terminally online existence sure makes for some USDA choice paranoia.

Blink twice if the time travelling Russians are in your room.

An FSB time traveler going into the past several decades to start kicking Palestinians out of their homes and restricting their general access.

Whoa dude Russia could be behind ALL CRIME EVER IN HISTORY

Got any more big brain takes to share?

Is there a different HMRC for Scotland vs other parts of the UK? Or is there like a different Companies House for England and Wales and Northern Ireland?

Who decides what is, or receives the label of, misinformation?

Plus think of all the EXTRA jobs building the border wall will bring!

I wonder how many were recently hired to build the border wall?

It sounds like that belief is worth having a look at again.

Thanks for the kind thoughts. <3

I got key-logged by an abusive parent when I was 14. If that doesn’t make you take digital privacy and security seriously, nothing else will.

Your assertion about the need for unanimous backing in a proletariat revolution is laughably simplistic. And I’ll kindly ask you to refrain from making assumptions about my own lived experiences, or anyone else’s for that matter.

Every revolution, every major movement in history, started with the bold few before swelling into unstoppable masses. Afraid of landing in jail? Understandable. But jail cells have a way of creating symbols that ignite larger flames. Ask yourself: can they really jail us all? Every filled cell will magnify our cause, not quell it.

As for the dire consequences you highlight, like ending up on the streets, let’s be clear: many are already there, with or without revolution. They’ve little left to lose and much to gain. And the belief that we’re just trying to care for our families under the current system? It’s doing a disservice to those already struggling, trying to protect their loved ones in a world that has been designed against them.

You mentioned “manufactured consent,” and that’s spot on. But think deeper: it’s manufactured. Crafted. Made to fit. And anything constructed can be deconstructed, redesigned, or outright obliterated. We aren’t simply passive recipients of this design; we’re conditioned to believe it’s the only one.

So while you’re trapped in a narrative of inevitability and compliance, I see potential. Potential in every oppressed individual who’s been underestimated. Strength. Resistance. Evolution. Life has schooled me in the harshest of ways, and I assure you, the lessons stick. We’re not just passively surviving this broken system; we’re actively challenging, adapting, and overcoming.

Remember, the heart of humanity isn’t so easily suppressed. Before you use words like “literally” again, reflect on this: maybe the real illusion is thinking we’re helpless in the face of the chains society has slapped on us.

I’ll leave you with bell hooks: There is an element of play in choice, an exercise of free will. One chooses to live through consciousness, aware and awakened.

Enjoy the debt babes <3

I’m happy to hold your hand.

Let’s begin!

What do you think would accomplish an end to the suffering you feel every day as a consequence of living in America? Fantasy or reasonable.

Just go with your gut.

Is that question wilful ignorance, or just regular ignorance?

Nice try, but no, your fantasy option is a non-starter: it wouldn’t accomplish an end to your suffering.

Keep thinking. I have faith in you.

What have people historically done when their government exists for the benefit of the aristocracy/oligarchs/billionaires while the people suffer, starve, and drown in poverty?

I sure do! Who said anything about Biden’s fault?

It’s your fault, and your peers.

Or perhaps you can tell me why you’ve decided that you’re happy living your life in crippling debt, desperately crossing your fingers for the branches of government to decide that they’ll finally afford you the very smallest crumbs of relief possible.

How much above the FDIC insurance threshold of $250,000 did the individual accounts of Silicon Valley Bank get bailed out for again?

Oh, and how much has been recovered for the $100+ billion balance of PPP loan fraud?

Curious.

BINDENOMOMICS SAVES THE FLAG

Which narrative is that?