At least you’re not under a tack.

It’s from the Adobe Acrobat app. Basically you can ask it to give you a summary of whatever document you’re reading.

I just got a notification on my phone telling me that I can chat with my PDF documents. Why the fuck would I want to do that? Do these companies realize that literally no one is asking for this shit? I also saw an ad for a computer mouse that had AI inside it. Whatever that means.

I’ve never been able to ride a bike without at least one hand on the handlebars.

There’s very few people that hear about Linux and then switch over the next day. It’s something that needs to fester in your head for a while. I didn’t start using Linux full time until like a decade after I tried it for the first time

It doesn’t help that the AI answer it gives takes up like half the screen and takes 30 seconds to load. LLMs are great for asking complex questions, but that’s not what I want to use a search engine for.

I don’t think Google can be beat when it comes to searching local businesses, but otherwise you might as well go straight to Wikipedia.

Reminds me of the poor newscaster who was murdered and set on fire.

They could have had the best helicopter in the world. They still shouldn’t have been flying it in those weather conditions.

Followed by “You were conceived at 12:01”

If someone is running towards your wife with a knife, are you going to wait for him to stab her before you shoot him?

Shortly after Columbine, my school banned backpacks and if you brought a lunch box to school, they would want to search it.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Could it be that we were the only species that figured out how to communicate via radio?

If dairy restrictions are a disability, then me being left handed is also a disability.

Your living space being a disgusting mess, but you’re able to ignore it by immersing yourself in your games.

The sounds your computer would make if it was connecting to dialup Internet, or the sound you would hear if someone was using said dialup and you picked up the phone.

PC speakers and how they differed from regular speakers, or the fact that you needed a sound card if you wanted sound that wasn’t just beeps.

I own a Zune. Despite owning it for over a decade, it’s still worth about what I paid for it.

I always thought the K in KDE just stood for KDE.

I don’t think I’ve ever used Ubuntu for more than a month. I just don’t like the way it looks, how locked down everything is, and how hard it is to customize.