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I am sure there are people who spend more than that in a year on their own hobbies.

Lies

She already has 5 leave me be.

Service Now.

If it’s not a ticket it’s not a task that needs doing.

Don’t complain to me, that is what the company policy says.

If you just do the thing, people will stop asking you when are you going to do the thing.

Well that was a whole load of nothing.

File sharing between devices you own or file sharing between you and other people?

Either the Dennies or under the 4th st bridge.

Up next, can it run Zelda or Pokemon?

The trick is to have an automatic feeder and not bother to adjust the clock for DST

It was only a matter of time

Wouldn’t be the first time.

Cows now have tetrodotoxin like Fugu fish. Incorrectly prepared cows now have the chance to kill you.

Not very.

Taskmaster, cats, tails from tech support,

Ah legacy systems.

All the young kids use ::1

Hacking.

There is no way that you keyboard danced for 12 seconds and completed a nmap scan, identified an unpatched target with a remote code execution bug, delivered the payload, pivoted to an account with the permissions you needed, and found the server running the internal application you are looking for.

1. Yes, I helped build the internet.
2. Yes, I don’t try medial stuff because my skills and knowledge are not medial stuff.
3. Yes.

Facebook? More like FBI. Wouldn’t be the first time.

Government Bureaucracy.

Renewing a driver’s licence or passport. The individual looking at your application will see the date of birth and raise a red flag.

Eucalyptus. Houses koalas, smells nice, is sturdy, and has a chance to explode when on fire due to the oil inside.