Don’t forget that they claimed hurricane helene was manufactured by the dems and sent to the states it went through for the sole purpose of killing Republicans ahead of the election.

I really wish I was making that one up…

If we really want to maximize suffering, I might suggest a mandolin for the testicles.

We’re suffering… How do you expect me to feed my family when I have to compete with HAL here?

As much as I don’t like him, he was supposedly donating starlink equipment to help with connectivity in the area. I’m sure it comes with a host of caveats and gotchas but it’s something at least

Same here except I can sleep well enough up to around 90 degrees. Above that and I will need a fan.

I bought a phone mount one, it charges quite fast and it is so much easier to place my phone in the dock and have it charge. It does get quite warm but that’s easily remedied by pointing an AC vent to the back of the phone.

Honestly it sounds like you got a low wattage one and yes those do charge much slower.

In fairness… Most of the “behind the scenes” are done in metric so we kind of did convert to metric. It’s mostly just the public that is imperial still.

The ones that freak out over an acorn are cheaper and easier to brainwash.

Except they still believe that one… They even know what color it is.

It’s blue, apparently, and you can protect your home from it by painting your roof blue… Doesn’t matter what shade of blue, just so long as it is blue.

True to form… Someone began advertising their blue paint as protection from the laser.

Yeah, it’s just nonfood things. The main one that it manifests as is clay.

Pregnant woman are supposed to report cravings like that to their doctor… Apparently it can be a symptom of a serious problem.

I have literally told them things I would be happy with… I’ve been very specific about some things too. For example, I tend to be hard on jeans so anytime gift giving comes up I will tell people that I will be happy with new jeans and specify my size.

I know I tend towards nonmaterialistic and people seem to hate buying practical gifts but that’s honestly what I would prefer. I have also said on multiple occasions that if they really can’t find anything, I will be extremely happy with a simple bottle of vodka or anything penguin related… Yet somehow I never get useless penguin trinkets.

I always get some useless trinket and the line “you’re just so hard to shop for”

Seems like your joke didn’t quite land… But I liked it

Walmart claimed it as well.

As a truck driver, I can’t help but look at the picture and think… “of course it’s US Express in that situation”

I don't know… I've seen a few network closets looking really close…

Impeachment is saying and "proving" someone is guilty of a thing.

The problem is, it's entirely separate from the consequences… You can be impeached and also suffer nothing except for the knowledge that you are publicly guilty of what you did.