Makes all the “mom fucking” on CoD so much more real.

Had to scroll way too long to find the right answer.

“Too old to be a threat“

Whoever came up with this reasoning forgot to wear his thinking cap.

Well, he stabbed his mother to death, burned her body and (seemingly) tried to commit suicide.

I think it’s not that far fetched to assume he has mental issues.

Every now and then the big companies get confused and do something good.

Nah. Not enough sex questions.

The factory must grow.

In no particular order:

• Elden Ring
• Mass Effect 2
• Dark Souls 3
• Bloodborne
• Factorio
• Terraria
• The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
• Metroid Prime
• Alan Wake 2
• Outer Wilds

Honourable mentions:

• XCOM 2
• Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2
• Fallout 3
• Terranigma
• Resident Evil 2 (Remake)
• Dark Souls 1
• Beyond Good and Evil
• Half Life 2
• Halo 1-3
• Mass Effect 1 and 3
• TES 5: Skyrim
• Zone of the Enders 2: The second Runner
• Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater 🎶
• Endless Legend

Basically my entire March of 2022 in one meme.

It’s ok to switch off once in a while.

Pretty sure I can punch a penguin in its stupid face.

Can’t guarantee if I could survive the following fight, tho.

At what point was owning slaves a human right? It could be a legal right, yes. But I am eager to see which fucked up, inbred, mouth breathing country thought making owning a slave a human right would be a good idea.

So we are back at normal 😎

1000 IQ power move: Valve promotes a fake game with fake trailers and fake reviews.

Day of the release approaches.

People buy and fire it up.

Starting screen says “Half Life 3”.

Thousands die from a stroke.

Wrong. What leads to worse and worse candidates is the United States’ stupid ass voting system. That needs to be fixed.

A step into the right direction would be to not vote for the one party which massively profits from that.

Breaking with people who turn out completely insane.

Which actually might cover the entire human population. No, I mean the crazy Facebook uncle kind of insane. Life is so much more pleasant when you surround yourself with people who you love or at least tolerate.

You are nothing but a troll and I love how the mods do jack shit about it.

Ability to wear adorable clothes

I already do that. No reason for transitioning.

Fuck social norms.

Fuck the police.

And fuck you.

aggressively flings fluffy scarf over the shoulder

No need for a van. You already had me with drugs.

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Microsoft is really rimjobbing that kafkaesque.