They don’t fly, that’s for plebs. They teleport
I mean, if it’s gonna happen, what better way than on a giant tube full of screaming people freaking out for the last few moments of my life?
So what you’re saying is, I should exclusively fly on Boeing planes?
Oh man… I want to say yes, but then what happens if the plane needs to do an emergency water landing afterwards… or would that be an emergency watering??? I can’t handle this stress!!!
Does that mean that Pittsburgh would be a bunch of armpits?
I think even if it hits and explodes, as long as it’s on land and not water that qualifies.
But… isn’t that where a responsible firearm owner keeps their weapon?
I tried. It’s not dishwasher safe though, now it tastes like rust and less like freedom
Probably gross, but I’m sure they taste at least a little better than my Glock
I fear no man… but that… thing… scares the hell out of me
I’d ask for a refund
Well son, it’s better to regret something you have done than something you havent…
The song “Satan” by Orbital
What’s all this fooos aboot?
Like something from a Saw movie
Not sure about the tangy BBQ being by the kitten’s ass…
Oh fuck, you’re going to make me come… on vacation, aren’t you?
Mr beast has 7 monies. That’s 9 more monies than I have