This is false. It's actually because we're made of meat and taste salty.

Where did you get the part about Afroman sleeping with one of the police's ex-wife? I hadn't heard that part of the story before.

Emoji sounds dumb af, like the person saying it is a fucking weeb

Lance Corporal is the third rank from the bottom (E-3). It’s still very low but Private (E-1) and Private First Class (E-2) are lower.

Emoticon