Throw them at space billionaires, duh.

if only trump would follow in dear leader’s footsteps and off himself.

we’re all fucked, horray!

I wasn’t super into metal when I was a kid, I was more into funk and blues. But then my son decided to put on some garbage than he calls funk music. I was disgusted and promptly changed the song to sam and Dave.

you’d think i’d have learned by now not to put my potato masher in the drawer. but you’d be wrong if you thought that.

fair

maybe you should post it as a separate meme since people are crying about whataboutism. I hadn’t heard of this one actually.

What os and de are you on? It looks pretty clean.

The Willie Nelson cover is much better, imo

dammit, you stole my joke. only you said it first and made it better.

i plugged in a USB I found on the ground, and the rest is history.

This reminds me of a joke:

Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.

You mean like cho Chang and Padma Patel?

I prefer using volumetric measurements like cups or teaspoons when baking. Liters or ml would also work.

For everyone on here making jokes about this beautiful land, shame on you. My ancestors spilt their blood protecting the Principality of Pyren against the French and Spanish invaders in 1525. Shame on all of you.

i’m a data analyst. there’s an urge to say fuck this shit and start a brewery. That urge is there every single day.

sell all your earthly possessions and buy two geese, one male and one female. then you, too, will be a goose farmer.

live action erotic roleplay or something

Reagan implemented gun control as well.

so, once again, Trump is talking about putting in place 2A restrictions. I guess he wants to be like Reagan.