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I’ve been listening to Gira Gira on repeat
Crazy? I was crazy once
I guess the point still stands, I’m sure you need to account for the circumference of the earth when laying those cables
The most common ones use WiFi, so you don’t need any hubs other than a router.
You still need to read the variable in each iteration, but the cost of that is probably negligible
Lol I was just going to google it
You can disable the facial recognition, so that shouldn't be an issue
There's also the Ox64, it's a neat little device but software support is not great
Damn, $300 daily is a crazy amount of money
I would like to think that I would react better if that happened to me but I know that I would fumble in the worst ways possible, so I feel you
Well he had time to ssh in from his phone and type a command
I took it as the donkey being .NET
All you'd need to program that ESP32 is an USB to UART adapter, you can get those for pennies on the dollar. I've never used Ethernet on the ESP32 so I can't attest to how easy it would be, however I do know that doing it over WiFi is super simple.
Strip the debug info, should be a lot smaller. Also check out TinyGo, it's meant for embedded devices
Probably cheaper to just use an ESP8266 or the like
Why stop at 2000%
You could use Tasker to make an automation that checks what the notification's content is, but it's just an ugly workaround
It does say "the policy we announced", not "the announcement"