🕸️ Pip 🕷️

Malthus is that you???

ΝΑΙ ΓΑΜΩ. Even though my family works in the tourism industry (because my island literally only has that. Any sort of local economy was eradicated and everything is incredibly overpriced and imported), I have felt the negative effects deep in my soul, so much so I wish it would just dissolve even if that means they need to find another way to make a living. I’ll be damned if I ever willingly work for traditional tourism (ecotourism I will consider)

Most places in the south

The mastodon feed I’ve painstakingly curated for myself

What’s wrong babe? 😥 You haven’t done your bi-weekly coffee enema yet

I’m gen z :[ ouch. To be fair though yeah, not that many gen z actually have digital literacy. I need to help my friends the same age as me with things boomers would also ask me for help with. It’s kind of sad having a very surface-level consumer relationship with the wonderful world of the internet and tech

To be fair, we both never saw a cent 😔

How dare you. Her toes are so long I’ve mistaken them for fingers in some weirdly posed pictures

One might say both. They may be useful for skin breathability reasons, but even if their purpose is aesthetic, an aesthetic outfit can really get you in the mood and motivated to work out. The purpose will be served regardless 😌

100 Mbps, 30€/month, fiber optic cable, no data cap 👌

Hooooly shit you just took me back

Also- White Snow 👀👈👈

Oh. My. Fucking. God. Eve’s White Snow

So one summer while me and my cousin were broke and bored, we decided to pimp out her feet as she has crazy long toes and apparently some foot fetish dudes enjoy that niche.

I set up an Instagram, we decided that I would be the manager and media representative (AKA answer the messages on the account for her) and she would provide the goods (long toes)

One dude started messaging the account praising her toes and I would of course be as courteous as possible. Soon enough we got him to place an order. Only problem was, he only used cashapp to send money, something not available in our country, which should have stopped us initially but we tried finding a workaround.

Where we (or I) fucked up? He said he wanted to see the video before sending any money.

I, a dumbass, sent the video.

Never heard back from him.

Thankfully the video wasn’t even of significant production value (very clearly an amateur job) and the only thing sacrificed was the dignity of my cousin’s toes.

Safe to say that discouraged us and we haven’t attempted to do that again since.

This might not work for everyone but this is honestly what I did:

• I made sure my health was in check. Were my Hashimoto’s medications up to date? Did I have any deficiencies? etc

• Started eating filling food, without calorie counting. Both when I cooked and when I ate out I picked options that used nutritious ingredients and a variety of food groups, but also weren’t absolutely fucking dreadful to consume. Getting rid of enjoyment from your diet completely is the fastest way to relapse into binge-eating and just generally isn’t helpful.

• Started not just exercising, but also moving around more. Either alone to run errands or just with friends, we can just walk around and talk, see where the road takes us. (I understand this might be difficult for suburbia Americans though)

• Understood my goals. I wasn’t sure initially if I wanted to just lose weight or gain muscle. I had some not-so-great experiences with the scale when I was an athlete that I only just started overcoming. I wanted to decrease my overall volume so I stopped looking towards the scale and just made sure to do the workout exercises that catered to my body’s needs and checked for progress in the clothes that stopped fitting me.

Hope this helps! I’ve been a lot healthier and happier since taking my health into my hands and staying away from the disordered habits of my gymrat family 🫡

I knew this girl once whose surname was Δρακοπούλου (Drakopulu) that means “daughter of the dragon”

I think that’s pretty fire idk about you guys

Then go ahead, be my guest! Just answering, y'know, the question of the post mainly.

I meant that about what I said. That it's mainly appearance-based

This sounds a tad vain, however, it would probably depend on how you dress (and act)

I thought the golden rule was about threesomes?