Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?
Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?
Can’t tell if that’s Al or really a photo of Daniel Radcliffe…
Rise and shine where the sun don’t shine…
Why’s it smell like steamed hams?
I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.
You forgot the peanut butter on that fluffernutter
Isn’t that that survivalist dude that drinks piss? Bear Grilf?
Instructions unclear, picked myself up by my bootstraps and now there’s a hole in my foot…
Sounds like she’s trying to steal your identity. Specifically your last name because that’s wife material!
How many meowing boxes does Amazon normally ship that this would go unnoticed?
The doctor was expecting you to attack, not defend. Whelp, off to the psych ward with you, there’s clearly repressed trauma in your muscle memory…
That’s the oldest joke in the book. Everybody knows you don’t need to unplug your computer, you can run “sudo reboot” from within vim just fine!
If the country of origin was once under the control of Great Britain… close enough…
As far as chandeliers go, I’ve seen deadlier. Some if they fell on you, you’d be toast…
As someone with anxiety: “the best way out is always through” - Robert Frost
If OP did it recursively they would also need -R
Just looks like a slightly out of focus phone camera. Probably taken at sunset and then put through an oversaturated filter.
I’ve used Xournal++ before for adding things like signatures to pdfs
From denimrector Wes Anderson
Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you…