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The discovery of making and using fire.
The discovery of making and using fire.
John Jurasek is a legend in his own realm, and he has my full respect.
I returned my sunscreen, they didn’t give me a refund ☹️
It’s called sarcasm.
Damn bullets are getting contagious. Make sure to wear a mask 👍
I dunno, I never met the fella 🤷♂️
Yellow Gatorade turns into urine when it gets warm.
It’s basic science.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Establishment_Clause
‘The Establishment Clause acts as a double security, prohibiting both control of the government by religion and political control of religion by the government. By it, the federal government of the United States and, by later extension, the governments of all U.S. states and U.S. territories, are prohibited from establishing or sponsoring religion.’
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus,_King_of_the_Jews
I’m not religious BTW.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus,_King_of_the_Jews
Disclaimer: I am absolutely not any sort of religious expert.
I came here to say basically the same thing.
Have people forgotten, that Jesus is considered the King of the Jews? 🤔
I dunno, when I fart at 120 degrees Fahrenheit, shit ain’t funny no more…
Hi. Do you still have a gator available?
And My Ding A Ling…
Damn, that reminds me, I left my penis out on the balcony to dry. I’ll be right back…
No, but please elaborate…
Taco is life. Taco is love.
Taco Bell is the shits! 💩
As a long term owner of a dick, I’m pretty sure we don’t have periods.
Disclaimer: Not a doctor.
It’s the very beginning of the energy crisis. If we had never started fucking with fire, we wouldn’t have 90% or more of the world’s manmade problems.