I’m thinking way to hard of a way to make this work… Some type of rye for the crust? Drizzled with A-1 or Heinz 57?

Why is my brain trying to make this abomination feasible!?

Time to pedal harder!

Lol, same. Although my Gmail is starting to become kindo of spammy now & I might have to cut my losses again.

It says flushable, which is true. It doesn’t say what happens to it after it’s flushed, and it doesn’t say it’s a good idea.

I think my favorite “recent” superhero movie is the first Guardians of the Galaxy. The whole thing just developed organically and nothing at all felt like filler.

But they had to demonize CRT because it brought up too many uncomfortable questions that were obvious once someone mentioned them.

When the wool is full of holes it’s hard to pull it over someone’s eyes

There is something likeable in people that stick to their guns no matter what, though. I can respect a crazy, unlikeable bastard that doesn’t go easy on someone because of some societal norm.

I participated in the world’s largest secret Santa, but Guinness can get fucked for pestering me about buying a commemorative certificate.

I think it’s plutoniumy, not irony

If we’re talking random animal Cafes, I want a lizard cafe with separate rooms for tropical and desert lizards.

some crazy thing that hooked up to my TV at home that used cassette tapes.

Sounds like my first computer, Tandy Color Computer from Radio Shack. Had it hooked to the TV via RF, & learned to program in BASIC.

I’d settle for viable candidates

They don’t even look at your application until you fail out of rehab twice

That baby has a perfect “overdramatic crying” pose and it’s cracking me up!

Licensed Security Guard = Someone who couldn’t meet the (absurdly low) minimum standards to be a cop.

I definitely don’t trust those guys!

They did five minutes of research on the internet a stone tablet so their opinion is just as valid.

I always love when people answer my questions with an “I need to do some research”, that’s how you know you have a valid argument with someone.

Last time I can remember getting that response in an actual conversation was during the NFL kneeling protests. I guy I work with kept repeating how disrespectful it was to kneel, so I asked “Is it disrespectful to God when you kneel in prayer?” You could practically see the hamster fall off the wheel, and he said he needed to speak with his pastor.

Goo gone works wonders

I see you have nothing better to do

Definitely Kelvin. Climate change is a bitch