ive always imagined that test audiences believed it to be a prosthetic and therefore a deliberate creative choice by lars von trier. which is fucking hilarious, because it so thoroughly cheapens the serious arthouse themes he was playing with of like sex and nature and depression if you believe another theme he wanted to showcase was “and the guy has an absolutely monstrous hog”

they’re not really doing this, are they? i assumed it was a clickbait outrage farm concept that would never see the light of day

running a picture of myself through the app fifty times instead of getting an MRI

yeah personally i was hoping they’d give the role to margo martindale