If you use youtube on a mobile app rather than a browser, it doesn’t have an address bar

Can anyone say the s and the th in Isthmus? It’s making my tongue feel funny.

no, these are people who eat potato salad

I've just realised why that stuff always tastes like plastic

Bunch of people ain't getting curly hair!

The proposal [prohibits] the use, sale, import and export of food and feed "from cell cultures or tissue derived from vertebrate animals".

Am I missing something, is it a translation issue, or did they just ban meat?

-1/12, obviously

Haha JavaScript am I right? 💀💀💀

Who tf calls a feather in their cap macaroni?

I would bring a sandwich for Gavrilo Princip.

Boys? Don't dig deeper than you are tall, ok? Sand can fall in on itself. If it's up to your neck, we dig you out. If it's over your head, we don't get to come to the beach again.

Got that, boys? Okay. Grab a spade.

You're not old unless you type smileys with a nose :-D

Squatters add value to otherwise unproductive property. Squatters are wealth creators.

It's cloudy up there

I'll raise you a carton of ice-cream on a stack of towels

I couldn't work out how you were supposed to negotiate it as a pedestrian, and assumed there must be some knack that locals learn. Guess the knack is just, don't be a pedestrian lol.

YOINK!

Captain EO was the shizz

HBO MBERGUY

Along with a radical change in leadership and content.

Dammit! A couple of days too late to be a Sexy Donald Trump Jr for Halloween