Of course it was Cannon…

Operation Plowshare

Yeah, I was discussing this with a friend. It’s been 15 years since I fired an assault rifle, but 100 meters with iron sights was pretty easy.

He must either be an awful shot, or his sights must’ve been screwed up.

10/15k is a really cheap server in my book.

They have? Are you sorting by new, perhaps?

Technically not a felon until sentencing.

So in the mean time, we can call him:
Presumptive felon nominee
Felony frontrunner
Felon elect

I have to admit that I often forget to specify this. The fact that I’m Field Service doesn’t make it easier for my vendor to do the guesswork either, but they’ve gotten used to the fact that the address of the head office is only for billing, so they’ve made a habit out of asking.

Bingo

If your router or switch costs less than your computer, I can’t help you.
If your computer costs less than your car, I can’t help you either.

And “allegedly”

Eat shit, Rudy

I don’t want to do it for money either.

Nobody knows how to fix a printer

Just because I’m an IT guy, it doesn’t mean I know why your laptop is slow.

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Zelenskyy vs Putin, 1v1, let’s see how strong and manly this russian sack of lard really is.

EDIT: Yes, he knows Judo and various other martial arts, but:

• There’s no video evidence of him being particularly skilled in any of these, especially beyond the level of sports-fighting for points.
• For the past 25 years, his image has been inflated by a massive propaganda apparatus
• He’s 71
• Zelenskyy isn’t

Chobits

This is why I’m still driving my 1996 Volvo 940. I can fix most things on it myself (and I’m not even mechanically inclined), and it doesn’t have a boot time.

Does lime have a flavor to it?

I never had tap water in the US that didn’t. No wonder why bottled water is so popular there. I’m sure they have better water in more mountainous states, but TX, LA, MS and AL tastes like chlorinated swamp.

Most of my life I’ve lived in places where the tap water comes from natural lakes in nearby mountains, with bird poop as the only additive. I therefore notice the chlorine very easily, to the point where my coworkers claim they don’t notice it at all.