Dry and flaky I think. I think it’s wet vs dry. Maybe sticky was the wrong word

So we make a day like the purge but instead of weapons you have to eat the 1%

I’m not a doctor, but they make ear cleaners that are more of a scoop shape. Imo q tips suck because you are trying to scoop with something that isn’t scoop shaped. The scoop allows you to get the earwax without shoving it deeper into the ear.

One thing to bear in mind is there are two earwax types. I can only speak for my type, which is sticky.

You could say he’s a tradhusband.

I think what you just described is the electoral college