In a hilarious timeline, xitter tanks hard and goes bankrupt. Then musk floats a stupid proposal to buy Bluesky that crosses legal lines and a judge forces him to buy it for way more than it’s worth.

Might have done it for the $1 million. Then never planned on voting or only if they won.

That’s a common tactic in scams. You want to weed out the actual intelligent people as early as possible lest they disrupt your scam. That’s why scam emails tend to have misspellings and grammatical errors. Smarter people instantly ignore that. Dumb people click on through.

She was being sarcastic in the sense she thinks they’re all false. This includes the factual statement that Biden received 81 million votes.

But what kind of American are you?

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! DON’T GIVE THEM IDEAS!

I’m very curious. What do these chodes expect to happen after 2028? Depending on how bad they fuck things up, I can see a state level push for retribution and vengeance on some of these fucks. They might be somewhat untouchable while herr trump is still in office. And I’m holding out a sliver of faith in humanity that trump trying to push for a third term will be met with adequate resistance to prevent it.

So this dummy used 2 demonstrably false batshit qrazy conspiracies, a demonstrably false batshit crazy satire of conspiracies, and the truth. What a weird combination.

I remember days around that age where I’d bike much further than that alone.

Why not hulk head up the DHS? Department of Hulkland Security!

Interesting model blizz. Create a game. Build a base. Destroy the game and lose part of that base. Re-release original game to claw back former base.

For reference, the population of voting age Americans is roughly 262 million. This would translate to 28.6% of voting age citizens driving the country off the cliff for all 335 million citizens.

This is the first time I’ve seen it this much from the left themselves. The right would cry about it every time Biden coughed. What we’re seeing is different.

Please don’t insult them. Boxes of rocks can still serve a purpose and don’t deserve to be denigrated like that.

Ahh. I initially read that as if it had already happened. That being in P25 tracks.

while the Kansas National Guard is busy doorkicking for Latinos in New York.

… dafuq?

What about as a percentage of the overall voting eligible population?

What’s the chances trump calls him “Hershey” Walker before he dies?

and shoving UV flashlights 🔦 up our assholes

Don’t you kink shame me.

Nah. I like to get a good head of steam on my stress before I go off the rails. Much more spectacular.