Donnie Darkroast

Yup. “Trans” is the new “witch”.

Meh, fist-size drywall repair kits are cheaper.

I want to get into his dreams all Inception-like and convince him that Greenland is the new Israel.

“None y’all have anything worth smiling at down there.”

No truth-handler me :(

Flirt on, if you like her. You’re gonna be awkward. It’s gonna be supacringe. If she digs you, and is worth your time, she’ll like the awkwardness. She’s looking for a fellow human, not a love god.

But if she gets turned off, then it wasn’t meant to be. You have failed, but you have learned, there’s still a billion-odd potential mates left to meet.

Did she do it in Reno?

Fellas, is the Constitution woke?

So…gender-affirming hormone therapy?

Blistering barnacles!

DUNDUN DUN DUNDUN

Go fish.

And what does God need with a starship?

There's a reason Woodie Guthrie wrote "This Machine Kills Fascists" on his guitar.

"All right! More band music! Let's never leave!," exclaimed the football fans.

breaks it off

Ow

Nor "fucking up a child's life just to get some jollies".

Was this down by the bay?