mPony

Lead is 100% natural. so is Cadmium! it’s a part of this nutritious breakfast.

this season on Black Mirror, we re-write the first episode of Torchwood (the one where they briefly reanimate dead people to ask them how they died)

I look forward to protests where people dress like characters in The Handmaid's Tale.

Have you read the fiction they come up with? It's not good.

I guess anti-fascists must be bad for business, or something.

yes it does seem that way, but have you considered that maybe we should just all give all of our money to Microsoft and then just die of poverty? It would make their reports look so much nicer.

holy shit I'm so glad I got out of I.T.
What the fuck is any of that

Brepair

were you in Greece, Russia, or Ukraine? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Face_control

I’ve come up with a few novel ideas that were pretty bad, and I have never discussed them online out of caution of someone actually running with them.

If you have exactly the right flavour of British accent, “endure” and “law” almost rhyme.

Deezer is pretty decent.

“WITNESS ME, LEOPARD!!!” - that dude

When asked which flavour of potato chips they enjoyed, they replied that they enjoyed damaging peoples’ lives the most. When informed that wasn’t actually a flavour of potato chip, they screamed and started punching the camera.
Now here’s Dave with the sports.