Thanks! Same to you!

exactly

You must have many friends, with charm like that

Good point

How?

He hoped the beeper didn’t go off though, isn’t that the opposite of “I hope you die”?

Still not a good thing to say. Even if one were to believe him that it was a joke, it would still be pretty horrendous

Buy less stuff?

Bombing campaigns are surprisingly ineffective at winning wars. Iran could possibly kill some people but it would be very far from winning that way. Not in an hour, not in a decade