littleblue✨

Fuck that. I wanna hear from the bandage.

Propaganda?

I mean, fuck Drumpf into a hole with his own arms, but this is still BS.

Also, Witcher has some heart-punch right-in-the-feels moments in side quests, FFS. 😶 Even when you’re purposely avoiding what you know is gonna be an emotional wringer in a prominent quest line, they cut ya while you’re wandering around? Genius. Damn. 🤌🏾🙇🏽‍♂️

He just might shit himself. Before 10am. Again. A fourth time.

Can we have a do-over? The sun was in his eyes. (I mean, he was staring at it, but still.)

Calling it “news” is disingenuous and helps no one, mind you.

I fuckin’ hope so. 🤞🏽

That’s not at all what I “mentioned”, but A for effort, citizen.

No. They are fucking not. Fuck off with this bullshit.

Eh. I’ll be there when AOC’s on the ballot.

edit: FFS, y’all are trigger-happy. I’m voting like my life depends on it — because it very likely will, and anyone who thinks otherwise is selling you something. I’m forced to vote for anyone who won’t immediately deport/murder/imprison me or my community. I’ll BE THERE when AOC is on the ballot. Fucking simmer, people.

Nah, just that one salty bitch. 🤪

I started highschool in '91.

Bring on the downvotes, bored Redditors.

Ok, boomer.

American “kids” cartoons? Pfft. Have you already forgotten about Liquid Television? That shit was so clearly by stoners, for stoners that even MTV knew it wouldn’t fly in any other time slot than post-midnight, but maaan was it glorious! Sifl & Ollie, Ren & Stimpy, Aeon Flux, The Maxx, Big Head, and so much more! (fuck Beavis & Butthead, the inbred cousin that made scrote-cheese like Howard Stern marketable? Hard pass.)

Shiiiit. I lost my virginity in '91, and I know I’m a “90s kid”.

edit: typo

Be nice to that dick. Nobody wants a 10ft dong around, so have some compassion. Let it get creative, at least. I mean, what else is it for, after all?

And Musky’ll have a tantrum trying to race a croissant at it first.

Wait. So a “butter star” is possible?

Your boy was a pustule in the first Matrix.

Hopefully, “pleasantly surprised” is code for “saved for frequent reading and future reference”. 😶