I accidentally made my dog sensitive to my clapping gnats from the sky because I’d also talk shit and my dog knows my angry tone.

Lmao Jifo made me think of Elfo and all the other lazy elf names from that Disenchantment show

I almost missed the dog up by her head.

No, the other dog up by her head. There’s two up there!

That guy broke the shit outta his middle finger

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Awooo to you, fine canine.

I just got food poisoning last weekend from cauliflower wings and I still support tf out of this take. I will never eat at that same place but my love of deep-fried cauliflowers does not abate!

👈👈

I don’t even like caramel but those empanadas were an absolute delight when I was broke and just entering my adulthood. I would literally look for change just to get one.

Yes! Even Wendy’s nuggs suck now, and that’s a real shame. They were the closest thing to that peppery goodness I remember of childhood. Also, nice low key ‘fuck you’ to capitalism and corporate greed, I dig it.

I hear ebay is testing no selling fees for individual sellers on most items, so there’s that possibility. They did it in Germany and it was a hit, so it’s slowly coming stateside I think.

Maybe ace or demisexual?

BLOODY NORA

I think explore is meant as discover anew, not just travel to a place.

After watching Linda Litzke yell/ennunciate (yellunciate?) AYE-GENTTT AYE-GENTTT in Burn After Reading, that became my default.

I am become Linda Litzke.