It does have a population greater than almost any nation on Earth

I’m liking all the comments saying that [even despite its strong decline in quality], Google’s results are still much better than others’. I’ve been moving around a lot to other search engines lately and thought I’ve been doing something wrong.

Now they’re looking

is the most jarring part of a headline I’ve seen all day

Which ones??!?

When you’re young, and taught to assume good faith, c’est vraiment une surprise

Because git doesn’t require, but could definitely benefit from, empty initial commits, my go-to is:

git init
git commit -m='🌳 root commit' --allow-empty
git tag v0.0.0 -am=''
git add -A
git commit -m='✨ initial commit'
git tag v0.0.1 -am=''

which is completely Nver- and Y2K-compliant

Good point. He wasn’t just a 19th-century guy living with 19th-century values. He was worse.

Wow — congratulations to the people of California!

Except the “placeholder”.

I assumed it would be a little like New York’s junior senator, Kirsten Gillibrand? She was someone most New Yorkers had never heard of, but when Senator Hillary Clinton vacated the seat, Gillibrand was assigned to it by then-governor and thus has never, and will never, run in a competitive election.

I don’t have anything against the straights. I’m not a heterophobe – I’m a real cool dude — but when those people talk about not washing their asses, it’s only natural for us to feel a little bit of heterophobia against their lifestyle.

So… yes? We could put both in?

This is in very poor taste, especially so soon after this senseless tragedy that none of us – not even an associate district judge or Jesus – was powerful enough, or bothered enough, to prevent.

As an out-of-the-loop 90s-enthusiast, this is exactly what I think of when all these kids on my lawn keep going on about Starfield.

Satan up early this morning

It is a happy coincidence that the evening before the 1970s began, at 4pm Pacific, they decided to invent UNIX.

Sentencing judges hate this one weird trick

Quarter and quarter just to be on the safe side