unalivejoy

Elon is that one guy who invited himself to the party and won’t leave even when all the other guests have left.

If he can’t do it, flip him over and do it yourself.

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In my state, independents can vote in any party’s primary. There’s basically no benefit in registering with a specific party.

And a tv celebrity is going to be the commander in chief. This isn’t surprising.

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It was also on sale yesterday for the same price.

Which just so happens to have been the same price all month.

Yes, outlawing polygamy was one of the concessions for statehood. The church later claimed it was never actually a commandment and condemned anyone still practicing it (publicly).

More like nagging at them.

At that point, you’re just paying for YouTube Music.

Don’t disable uBlock Origin, even when you have YT premium. Using Chrome counts as disabling uBlock Origin

They’re showing how much of a cuck the US president elect is.

Someone should show this new food to the pope so he can baptize it.

Op killed the joke

Someone has never been to most airports. Or Disney World.

The Cheeto Freak

If the president elect dies before they take office, their running mate is sworn in. They serve a full term that counts towards their 2 term limit.

At least he’s not the Lt. Governor anymore.

Flouride makes teeth white. White light passing through a prism makes a rainbow. Therefore, fluoride makes my teeth gay.