You can also drink any water that entered the tube, if you’re a fucking freak

I’ll blackmail ur meat industry bb

Confidence will carry you farther than competence most of the time.

…glowie? gibbie? What are you spelling

Why did you use a quote and not use any of his words, or even the gist of what he said? At no point in that comment did he approach saying that

It's exactly what it sounds like

It's really the perfect life. I want nothing more than to be a little man faffing about all day

She'll pay for your Uber, it's a good deal!

I'm surprised more of you aren't using my mom, she gets around

I remember playing Jedi Knight on the Internet Gaming Zone

My back hurts

Depends on your technique I suppose. I’m a continental guy so I tend to drift

What’s your favorite one? I only have a POTV One and it’s perfect for me. I rarely smoke so I don’t need anything too complex

Jacking off. I’m really good at it and have a lot to share, but every time I’ve tried the police get called.

Let them. Let republicans sue and drive the youth vote away further, let loan servicers emphasize how fucking ghoulish they actually are. Let it fuel actual legislation to change this shit.

Jacking off?

When I took paxlovid the world tasted like malort for a week. It was awful.

Good show

So then it isn’t coming.

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I need to know what you weirdos jerk off to