There went all his hopes for an army career. No more pitching for the Mets. No more professional arm wrestling. No more rowing competitions, or stirring huge pots of gruel.

A ten year old can rush out into the road and become paralyzed for life.

I got my 75 year old father into video games.

With him, I started by getting him an xbox and an xbox live account (which allows playing multiplayer games online).

We play World of Tanks now together quite a bit.

Trump’s primary strategy is to raise wages, not lower prices.

YES!

Yes milord!

Yes

I like factorio in the same way I like cocaine. The first time I played factorio (without any stimulants involved) I played for 72 hours without food, water, or sleep.

Holy fuck what a great game. Great for independently wealthy people with no family or responsibilities.

For days

There’s a new factorio game??

Downvoted for advocating taking men’s children away.

Either everyone but you is stupid, or you’re missing something.

My feelings aren’t hurt by the presence of people who hate me.

But I will call a spade a spade. A person too lazy to add the word “some” to their statement does hate all men. Can’t be bothered with a syllable to honor them, and that’s hate.

20 years from now is current when you’re older

Well given that nobody is entitled to our votes I’m not sure if it makes sense to refer to withholding votes as a punishment.

Which these brave young women are drawing attention to by sacrificing their own to this movement?

You literally just made shit up there. Did you notice yourself doing that?

Ah yes, the obvious personal benefit of not getting pregnant. Of course.

How much your mindset lines up with MAGA is uncanny

How so?

Will your women’s rights-supporting boyfriend agree to become abstinent when the birth control you’re using is taken off the market due to conservatives?

I will bet you $100 that zero birth control products get taken off the market because of conservatives. This is so far out there it’s nuts.

Do you really think this is going to happen?

what?

The reason not to do it isn’t about being careful. It’s about pushing wax deeper into your ear canal where it impacts the eardrum.