For the simple reason they know a lot of people will pay em $20 not to have to go get a money order.

Curiously inspiring, this one

Kink shaming is HIS kink, don’t be judgy

If only it could be done without being such a giant asshole that you generate an asshole-attracting gravitational field.

I don’t think anyone questions that “he felt his life was in peril”. The question is why a temperamental moron that can’t control his feelings long enough to think before unloading a lethal weapon at his own car should be entrusted to “serve and protect” the public.

Kind of leaping to conclusions there. 90% of what is caught is done so at legal crossings and 10% at illegal. We cannot measure what we don’t catch in either case, so there is no reason to assume a disproportionate percentage of what we don’t catch is coming through illegal crossings.

Lesser Britain?

Batman bin Suparman

I need a plugin that swaps that in for every headline quoting him.

Why own the government when you can just subcontract it? Less hassle and you have somewhere to deflect blame.

Which is an amazing achievement for Trump, as usually the issue with trying to launder money through a business is that it looks TOO profitable.

May thy knife chip and shatter.

Personally I doubt it. While they don’t necessarily need every vote in the decision, recusal would reinforce the precedent that they have done anything inappropriate - not the tack they have been taking.

Railing held up fine. Railing mounts on the other hand…

I can’t even imagine the kind of masochism it takes to run a website devoted exclusively to Florida politics.

Nah I’m sure he rents his house

It’s always better to ask forgiveness than permission.

Don’t forget flings with Octopus Face and A Literal Demon.

So much for a skills-based education model.

My son has a children’s book with the line “Pirates always pay their share”. Literally the opposite of what pirates do, drives me nuts.

I love you Neil Gaiman, but you’re better than that.