Buttcheek, I found it

I have 4, but I don’t remember buying them. They just appeared out of nowhere one day. 2 big and 2 small, I remember I broke at least one small accidentally, but somehow it reappeared.

I store my keys, cables and random coins in the big ones, I only use the small ones for food. The big ones are too small for full bag of popcorn, and with this shape popcorn easily overflows. The small ones are good for peanuts and similar smaller stuff.

Which one is better, I’m confused

• Two buttholes on top of each other, like on the comic, vertically
• Two buttholes next to each other, horizontally. There is a small buttface between them, or wathever the english term.

This is nothing new than, charlie the unicorn was basically the same kind of joke 16 years ago. It’s on the border of “funny because random”, but the over explanation makes it a bit antimeme.

Is the joke here that the parent is asshole to their child? Or do I miss some layer of the “joke”?

slideshow bob

They say, ATL Bernie could win in 2016, so he could be in office 2016-2024

That’s a nice foot and leg, thank you.

yes.

and I’m not 3 beavers in a trenchcoat.

There is a very good beaver RTS where you have to build dams like that, Timberborn (steam link). Highly recommended, after you play some hours, you will believe it was definitely built by beavers

It’s a bus seat.

This song was played five times in a row at the funeral of director Stanley Kubrick.

I’m not sure. Some years ago a friend and me figured out, during a vacation it would be fun to take a lot of shrooms and just lie on the beach on a day like on the picture. We tripped our brain but we became crustaceans from outside from the sun, it hurt as hell for a week.

So folks be safe, consume hallucinogens in the shadow on days like that.

Content warning: annoying tiktokker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAfTEsVBhzw

Ah, dankechön!

Ich ferstehe nicht.

I was thinking “is this the pedo guy?” so i guess it’s not

The most communist part is that the whole process is fully managed by the government tax office, not some 3rd party private company.

The not communist part is that it takes unbelievable amount of corruption to program and maintain these services under the hood. They figured out that it’s hard to measure how much human work needed to develop such a thing, so they can just invoice whatever unbelievable amount they want. American companies help with that as well. Windows and Office license for state offices 3-4 times higher than the normal price for consumers, because for some reason they can’t buy it directly from Microsoft, they have to buy from local appointed dealers… Actually MS was fined for this for USD 8.7 Million, the local party in one of this deal was promoted to higher government position afterwards.

So actually this doesn’t exist for making the peasant’s life easier, just to have jobs to steal from… It’s just accidental that our small life becomes a bit less miserable during the process.

This painting was in the dining room, so during eating he watched this painting. I guess it has so clear eyes so he could maintain eye contact while drinking his morning coffee.

All walls of the house were covered with similar depressing and disturbing murals, they are called the 14 Black Paintings.

I tell you how it works in my shitty eastern european country:

• I get an email that my report is ready, I have to go to a website where I can see it.
• After logging in I can see a list, where I worked last year, how much was paid, if I should pay anything more or I can get back something.
• If everything is alright I can hit OK. If something is not right I can open an issue on the same website, but I never had to do that ever.

That’s all. Usually takes less than 5 minutes for the whole process.