If they’re in the microwave, he can have them.

Why are there 2 guys sitting on one with another on their head? Is that the most common use?

I have a non-tactile mechanical keyboard so sometimes I fat finger a couple keys. I regularly just delete the last 2 characters I typed and redo it and it works more often than not. But it still feels anxiety inducing.

Well they also shit and don’t wipe and that’s never given a second thought. It’s mostly clean after sure but let’s not kid ourselves, they’re getting shit particles on stuff. If you let your dog on any furniture, which like cmon why wouldn’t you, then that’s another contradiction. They are definitely getting nasty things on them and you end up laying on the couch one night without a thought, again.

You also have mites that live in your eyelashes. The world is a pretty gross place and being grossed out by some dog saliva, when they just wanna love you, is a weird double standard that I’d have to reconcile if I agreed.

I kiss my wife and I lick her butt too.

Nah, that's bullshit. Might as well make some similar memes with minorities in the second panel, I'm sure that'll go over well.

Yeah, just insult everyone and tell some people not to get offended. Nice.

Or…no.

Costumes that need a sign to describe it probably aren't very great just as a baseline.

You just shamed people literally one comment back. Shut the hell up lol you just want to see your username on the screen.

You just said it in your first sentence. It's not rocket surgery, your literal meat existence will be used for passive profit.

The original thread link just breaks Connect for me.

No, it fucking doesn't because we don't live in a perfect world and entitled/dumbasses fill the road. If I'm in the right lane and some chucklefuck is matching my speed in the on-ramp next to me and doesn't either speed the fuck up or slow the fuck down in the 2 whole minutes they have in that lane, they're gonna end up slamming their brakes at the end. All it would take is a modicum of awareness to get over and stop this awkward bullshit. That's just ONE example.

This isn't a traffic jam. This isn't the middle of Delhi. We're talking about normal everyday traffic. It's 2 cars in a 4 lane highway, and the dumbass can't even merge.

And no, it's not my responsibility to make sure they get over. I'm not hand holding idiots.

Point is, we don't live in a fucking vacuum and all it takes is opening your eyes and judging the situation in front of you accordingly.

Pre-2020, all zombie movies were goofy fiction. Now, I feel like they are best-case scenarios. People are fucking dumb as shit.

So you don't have no immediate access? That's not how yes/No checkboxes work.

Muriel is the most robust 85 year old I've ever witnessed.

He literally said it wasn’t directed at you.

Better yet, grab Ronnie for a tag team and start with him.

Nah that’s a legitimately crazy stupid conclusion. The kind that your grandma makes and thinks computers are taking over the world. America is rotten to it’s core. TikTok just holds up a mirror and shines a floodlight at it so you can consume more of that chaotic American juice.

I don’t need a Chinese surveillance application to show me how fucked society is. I live and see it weekly. It’d be daily if I left the house more.

The second one is literally the goal so I wouldn’t hold your breath. Or do since it’s nitrogen.

It would be hilarious if they all died out because of it, but there are always more. Like can they all just go all the way with it? If everything is a false flag, you nutjobs should be shooting up the NRA building or something. They’re liberal plants after all right?