The previous incumbent lost during a major crisis, which is supposed to be like the most sure-fire way for a president to get re-elected.

I think the rulebook is taking a break at the moment.

That last one sounds straight out of Veep lol

This guy tomorrows

I am extremely smart

Always funny

There’s a lot of wtf here, I’ll start with — why is eBay doing Scientology kind of shit to people

I’m glad to hear this is fake but it seemed 100% believable to me