Give it time, we started emitting radio 80 years ago. When aliens look our way, they probably still see the dinosaurs or something.

Vertical over the toilet lid.

Salt and vinegar my guy.

We used to pay a one time fee for software and we paid for big updates. I miss those days

At this point, I firmly believe that the reason for the botched police intervention and cover-up is that the officers who were there minutes after the first shots made use of their renowned trigger discipline and us-vs them training and shot some of the kids fleeing the massacre.