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Cake day: July 7th, 2023

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  • Do not leave letters in the neighbors’ mailboxes informing them that a neo Nazi lives by them. Do not elaborate on his history of violent rhetoric. Do not do anything that would make him feel like an outcast in his neighborhood.

    Do not print this information along with his name, address, and photo and give it to every store, restaurant, and fast food place in a 20 mile radius. Especially avoid letting the underpaid staff know about any of this. We DO NOT want him to receive poor service wherever he goes. It would be BAD if he was scared to leave the house. It would be EVEN WORSE if his GrubHub driver crushed or shook his meal. I would HATE to hear that his address got blacklisted for delivery.








  • You’re right, the proper place to talk about committing crimes is up on stage.

    I’m just saying that I wouldn’t mind if someone had to shoot through Elon Musk. Let’s put him with a rifle standing there will 9 barrels shooting at him, ok? Let’s see how he feels about it, you know, when the guns are trained on his face.

    Trump taught us we are allowed to say that stuff now.