Offices are actually chill if you take out the cubicles and stuff. They are spacious, neutral, and have a bathroom and roof access.

I shower every two or three days.

I am not a doctor, but you should see one because that should not sting.

No soldier left behind.

Non shampoo days?

On weekends I don't use deodorant so in the shower my armpits get a refresh.

At least keep the direct quotes intact.

How do you hear words through the screams of the tortured?

Not until Thursday.

Where do I find that?

No, it was a day trip and my job starts up again on Tuesday.

How’s your wood?

You put way too much trust into fake meat.

What?

I missed the mark on going there, but it would have been cool.

The closest that I got was axe throwing.

Nifty.

Isn’t that also the equation for finding your youngest possible date? I’m 27 and according to that my lower limit is 20.5.

I’m not strong.

It’s an art museum?