Inland Empire, Bakersfield, and Orange County would like to have a word with you.

Good news everyone! Our national helium reserves have been privatized! Expect rising helium prices soon.

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Is there a community of food memes like these? I freaking love em and I want moar

Am i the only one who is outraged that the gas cap in this photo is not placed on its dedicated holder?

Almost feels like this law will segue into some form of subscription based nonsense…

Bunch of thugs, no different than a mafia.

^this, also i’m calling it now, next they’re gonna try to privatize them

Well, I feel safe knowing that the police are as wise as a child trying to hide their report card from their parents. Our public safety is in good hands!