This reminds me of the early days of the Model S; a friend of mine was an early adopter and he himself was surprised if it went two weeks without having to bring it in for something or the other.

Oh, and the dashboards that would occasionally freeze while driving. Luckily, Tesla knew it was a piece of shit, so you could just press and hold two buttons to reboot it.

Trump: I will make this country such a terrible place to live, you won’t believe! You think Russia is terrible? Just wait and see!

Millions of Americans: Fuck yeah! Let’s goooo!

Oh no. Anyway…

I applaud your time traveling prowess, Louisiana, even if you’re only capable of going backwards.

The proposed amendment includes raising the federal age to buy a gun from 18 to 21, banning so-called assault weapons and mandating universal background checks and a waiting period between the purchase of a gun and its delivery.

It… it doesn’t sound horrible, but I’m not American so I probably underestimate how important immediate gun access is to keep the wheels turning.

I had no idea sky daddy didn’t like haircuts. But, you know what, I’m relieved. Now I know I’m going to hell, uncertainty be gone. And… and, I can go sporting a fresh trim.

You might be surprised at how many people don’t really know how to use Google/a search engine effectively.

Things like “what should I search for to find X” is a sentence I hear from both friends and colleagues quite often.

I haven’t really played around with anything else since Sync for Lemmy was released, because I’m perfectly happy with it.

“Fitte” is a norwegian word for pussy, so apparently that was all it took to get a giggle out of me today.

Gamle Aker Kirke, church from 1150 (Oslo).

It’s disgusting how many things people can still do without being exposed to advertising.

Loudspeakers: Imagine how many speakers there are in the world, and how often they’re not playing anything. All loudspeakers should always play ads if not utilized for anything else.

Edit: I went hiking last weekend, and while out there the silence was deafening. Out in the wild, where it’s relatively quiet, we’d only need to place speakers every few hundred meters to efficiently broadcast ads to hikers and such.

A couple of years ago I interviewed a guy living in SF who wanted to come over to Norway, to work as a software developer. I asked him why he wanted to make the move and he went on about how he had to get outta there, how he had lost all faith in the country and did not see a good future for himself if he stayed.

At the time I thought to myself that he was being a bit dramatic, but the more I read about how the US is treating its people these days the more I think understand what he was on about.

He made the move, btw.

Yes. They found 18 bullet holes in him and 280 spent cartridges on the premises, but it was concluded those had nothing to do with his passing. /s

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Getting caught with 10 grams of blow is, of course, way worse than being a front figure in an attempt to overthrow the government. /s

Don’t smuggle drugs kids, but attempts to take over the country can be made at your leisure.

Your prayers have been answered.

It takes an extra special kind of asshole, and apparently Russia is #1 in breeding them.

Even if it were true, I reckon the whales would rather stay away from wind farms than have the entire planet go to shit.

Who knows… maybe we’ll experience pointless wars and massive inequality… selfish douchebags who only care about bolstering their ego might gain power… heck, maybe even the climate will slowly start changing for the worse.

The Junta hard at work creating another paradise on earth. /s