Dharma Curious

You shall never see the light of God. To the outer darkness you shall be banished for the wickedness thou hast wrought upon the earth. Get thee behind me, foul creature.

That’s clearly the abandoned love child of a fox and a wnba player.

When we first moved to Virginia Beach/Hampton Roads, VA, my mom almost wrecked the car when she saw a group of black squirrels. We’re not sure why it’s so fun to see them, they’re just squirrels that are black, but it’s always a treat.

My God why is this so accurate.

Milk‽ I said less spicy! My God, man, I’m not a machine!

Looks really nice, but I can’t handle spicy foods. Any tips to make it a little milder?

Same question, I didn’t recognize it. If someone answers you, will you update me, please?

I enunciate as clearly as possible, and only get louder if it doesn’t seem to be able to understand me.

However, Walgreens’ system is horrible, and I have been known to snap “PHARMACY” occasionally…

A true romantic gesture

I only cover mine with the solidified fats of cow juice.

My favorite is the 16.9 ounce. It’s such a weird and awkward number that makes no sense until you realize it’s the nicely round 500 milliliter bottle.

But people still call it the 16.9 ounce bottle. -_-

I asked on my school’s subreddit if there was a Lemmy community. Got like 4 replies, all basically variations of “never heard of it” and one person who freaked the hell out about how I, personally, was the ruination of reddit for asking this. Lmao

The new Dharma has arrived.

Thank you!

I mean, kinda, yeah. But people masturbate. They’re not hurting anyone doing it. The idea that anyone had masturbated thinking of me would be a self esteem booster. That said, that’s a pipe dream. Ain’t nobody ever got off to all of this outside of an actual sexual encounter. Lmao

Honestly? Someone telling me this would do absolute wonders for my self esteem, ngl

Just wait till you find out people also used to pay for backgrounds and emoji. Lol. Scams and viruses, the lot of them.

A friend of mine still has fucking Mozart playing when you call him.

I used my brother’s vinyl lp of the rocky horror show (Australian cast) to record toucha toucha touch me for my ring tone, and my voicemail message was sweet transvestite(just the “how’d you do” bit).

My God I feel old right now

Same boat. I think I guessed it, and it’s absolutely killing me knowing I’ll never know if I’m right. But also, my brain itch doesn’t trump doxxing a person (or even a squid) or their kid.