• 1 Post
  • 9 Comments
Joined 1 year ago
cake
Cake day: June 9th, 2023

help-circle
rss







  • I’m honestly not surprised. It’s one of those rare movies that has mass appeal (which guarantees it at least half a billion) and also a surprisingly good story that had critics and audiences raving about it.

    I was only forced to watch it because I didn’t want to wait in the mall that long for Oppenheimer to start while the wife finishes Barbie. I haven’t been more satisfied and entertained by a blind watch since… Burning.


  • "Alright, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in Pussy lovers!

    Here at Lemmy we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy.

    C’mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers! If we don’t got it, you don’t want it! Come on in Pussy lovers!"